A friend asked me this a few days ago and I couldn’t stop thinking about it, which is why I’m here now, writing this. The thing about short girls is that it’s almost impossible to tell their age. But a grown man browsing through kid’s clothing isn’t exactly the most socially-acceptable type of behavior, and my beard doesn’t help at all with the pervy vibe. If, for example, the girl easily gets freaked out while jaywalking across a busy street, you can scoop her up no problem. When their head stops right below your chin, and you can do the forehead kissy thing anytime without needing to stand on your tiptoes…it’s great. I’ve known a lot of short girls in my time–friends, colleagues, acquaintances–so I think I have enough experience for a stable foundation. But when you’re dating a short girl, shopping at the Kid’s Section is to be expected. Now I can buy t-shirts like these: …and not look like a total pedobear while I do it. When her feet hurt from wearing unbelievably high heels, you can give her a piggyback ride without even breaking a sweat. Also, is it just me or do short girls really give the best hugs?
One of the biggest perks a guy can have is a girlfriend who thinks they are awesome.
Of course, you aren’t always going to love everything about them, but on the whole, you tell them all the things you love continually, instead of pointing out all the things they can improve on—that is a huge perk. Unconditional love means loving someone even if they aren’t easy to love.
They will snap out without help from you – but you need to pull your brains out of the trashcan too! So, you can dig into as many sumptuous dishes as your heart craves, and on top of it, we will give you company. The adventure’s on With a fat girl by your side, you will never have to worry about any of those outdoorsy stuff on your to-do list before you hit 30. Sure Never ever do you have to worry about ordering those cocktails, margaritas or any other drink that Skinny Marg orders. Unlike delicate darlas who need you to ‘protect’ them, we are tough cookies who do not snap in two in the face of difficulty.
So for those of you who are too ashamed of dating a fat girl, maybe this will help open those locked trashcans a bit: 1. We will greet you with a smile and perhaps, be more forthcoming with the digits to dial. Also, we know all the best places to eat, without burning a hole in the pocket. She is an adrenaline junkie and will never say no to any adventure – coz hey, she isn’t worried about breaking her heel and twisting that ankle. Workout buddies and more A fat girl is aware of the importance of being fit. A fat girl is going to sit with you, downing pitchers of beer like a bro. Sure, we have our moments where we cry help – but more often than not, we will do it just to massage that male ego of yours! We will rip-your-pants with laughter and more Ever walked about with your bootilicious babe arm-in-arm at the supermarket?
Supporting them, without trying to change them, is what makes you a perk to his life.
[Read: How to be the best girlfriend: 25 ways to leave him addicted] #2 I think you are awesome.
And last, that glistening sweaty body and that satisfied expression speak up for themselves!
So I guess what I am saying is – a fat girl is PHAT.
No one is perfect, but there are things only you possess that no one else can or does, and that’s one of the perks of dating you. If you want to let a guy know the perks of dating you, show him what sets you apart from the rest of your kind.
Awesome perk-filled traits Because girls have a tendency to act in a certain way, if you are different, point the differences out.
This question’s been around for ages, and when you ask most men, they just shrug and brush it off. Look for someone who looks hot–or, in this case, adorable–during these moments. But whatever you do, don’t think that just because they look adorable that this gives you leave not to listen to them. Bonus: What you should get from the five reasons I just went through is that short girls are adorable. Short girls easily straddle that line between cute and sexy, and they offer the best of both worlds.